Christopher Robin Review

Well, I guess while Disney is turning its entire catalog of classic animated movies into live-action adaptations, why not do Winnie the Pooh too? Thus we have Christopher Robin.

There are pretty much two schools of when it comes to the promos for Christopher Robin. One is "OMG SOOO CUUTTEEE!" and the other is "Good God why does Pooh look like he's angling to be the next Chucky?" I of course, fall into the latter. The CGI stuffed animals look unsettling as all get out to me, and watching Ewan McGregor interact with them seemed like some kind of Youtube parody video rather than an actual attempt at a family film.

So going into this, my only question was whether or not they intended to lean into the horror movie vibe, which actually would've been a new and different thing to do. Unfortunately, they try to play this movie entirely straight and the results are mixed to say the least. So let's talk about why Christopher Robin just can't overcome the creep factor:

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