"Mr. Rex, do you think President Obama is a Christian?" "What?" "Do you think the President is a Christian?" "Why the hell are you asking me? I'm not the Pope. It doesn't matter what I think of the President's personal religious values. What the President thinks is his religion is none of my damn business, and even if it mattered in the least as to his particular policies, he'll be out of office in short order anyway so it's a moot point either way. The fact that you would even formulate those words in that order is insulting to me, the President, and your entire profession. All the stuff that's happening in the world and you're going to sit there and ask me the journalistic equivalent of 'Oh my God , did you see what Tiffany was wearing last night!?' How the fuck did you get this job in the first place? See this is why people hate you people and everyone in pretty much every political office from dog catc...
Cranky T-Rex tears into meaty discussions of politics, philosophy, and culture with his sardonic wit.