Moderator: Mr. Trump, can you please fight with Ted Cruz? We would really enjoy that. Trump: Ted Cruz is kind of a maniac, but that doesn't matter because right now China is ripping us off. We're getting ripped off by so many people because our leaders are stupid. And when I'm President, I won't be stupid so we will make America great again. Moderator: Senator Cruz, would you like to respond to that? Cruz: Y'know...Mr. Trump is right that the Obama/Clinton foreign policy has put us at a serious disadvantage around the world, and we need to re-examine how we do business if we are going to compete overseas. Moderator: Senator Rubio, how would you re-examine Cruz's statement to start a fight? Rubio: I don't have to re-examine it because my parents came from abroad, so I have one of the greatest American success stories ever. We can easily have a new American century, but it has to begin with somebody as charming and charismatic as I am...
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