I suppose it was only a matter of time that the Power Rangers got their gritty live-action reboot given all the properties from my childhood that have now been gobbled up by Hollywood and turned into generic explosion fests so the studios can cash in on the licenses while they still mean something to someone. Usually it's Generic Action Plot #5: rebellious teenager with daddy issues learns he has a great destiny and must save the world with his awesome inherent expertise in everything.
And of course they can't give these things subtitles since that might keep people from confusing this new thing with the thing they actually like. Far be it for them to make it easy for us to distinguish between the franchise Power Rangers, and the new movie Power Rangers open-parenthesis, 2017, close-parenthesis.
It's also not the first time somebody tried to do a Power Rangers movie, and that first one doesn't exactly hold up. So the odds against this thing being even remotely enjoyable were pretty slim, especially since the trailers appeared to be taking things way more seriously than this concept generally allows.
But, lo and behold, this wasn't all bad and dare I say it, kinda fun at times. How did that happen? Well, I'll tell you: