Tonight, this T-Rex was watching a classic movie on AMC as he often does. In that movie, Kevin Costner's character of John Dunbar became known by the Sioux Indians as "Dances With Wolves", thus giving the film its title.
There are many things to be said of this film, be it the many Oscars it won or the stirring epic of a loaner on the prairie adapting and making friends with the local tribe, but rather than drone on about some of the more philosophical aspects of this movie that I have been dwelling on this evening, I thought it would be more interesting to create a contest of sorts instead.
As "Cranky T-Rex", I essentially already have an Indian name, but what Indian names would some of our politicians have? Here are a few I thought of while I was watching Dances With Wolves:
Barack Obama: "SpendsBigMoney"
Joe Biden: "DropsWordsfromMouth"
Nancy Pelosi: "EyesThatBlinkOften"
John Kerry: "ThreePurpleHearts"
Robert Gibbs: "SpeaksWrongWords"
Chris Dodd: "GetsFreeHouses"
John McCain: "OldBrokenArms"
G. W. Bush: "WavesBigFlag" or "LooksLikeMonkey"
Dick Cheney: "ShootsFriendinFace" (Obvious, I know.)
Got a good one? Post it in the comments section.